Dear Orlando,

Recently I found myself in a battle with my Ex over various social websites like Facebook and Twitter.  After we broke up we decided to still be friends and keep in contact, but things went terribly wrong.  I was out with friends when I ran into him drunk and he was all over some girl that we both know.  I was disgusted and pissed that he was doing that right in front of me!  When I got home I went on Facebook and changed my status to:  OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE EVER BEEN A DRUNK RAPEY A$$HOLE IS NOT ONE OF THEM.  This begin a week long war between us on Facebook and Twitter, ending with me deleting him as a friend.  Should I never bring him up on there anymore?  I am just so mad that I want to continue to comment about what an idiot he is.  It is my right to use social networks as I please, right?

Sincerely,

Tweeting with fury

Oh Tweeting,

You made one of the cardinal mistakes of social networking: b*tchin’ about an ex out of frustration to get attention from them.  Let’s face it, you went out of your way to go home and let him know online what a piece of crap you thought he was. If homeboy had the tiniest bit of intelligence he’d have deleted you the second he saw your status update and ignored you FOREVER.  Obviously, the two of you have unfinished business, but get a grip and some self worth.  Bickering over Facebook or Twitter does not make you a lady, it makes you a child, like Miley Cyrus, who’s been in some heated exchanges with her own ex Justin via Twitter.  Take it from me, if you really want to hurt a man ignore him forever and move on with your life.  Nothing burns like knowing you cannot phase someone anymore.

Love,

Orlando