HUNK!

Liam Hemserth, co-star of Miley Cyrus’s upcoming film The Last Song, is this week’s HUNK. Apparently this dude used to be on the Australian soap opera Neighbours. Former stars of that show include: Kylie Minogue, Russell Crowe, Natalie Imbruglia, and Guy Pierce. Basically, Liam is going to be uberfamous after this Miley movie comes out next year because everyone else who has been on Neighbours has turned into an international superstar. HUNK!

PUNK!

John Gosselin, star of John and Kate Plus 8, is this week’s PUNK! He’s worse than Kate. At least she had the dignity to mutilate her body with plastic surgery so she’d be easier to look at. John, on the other hand, just wobbles around like Slimer from Ghostbusters, having affairs with younger women and riding on lawnmowers. This would all be fine if it weren’t for the fact that some day all those kids are going to have to look at all this coverage of their parents and see what jerks they were. PUNK!

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