HOT!

Gwyneth Paltrow is HOT this week. Recently, she’s been in the news for allegedly hating Scarlett Johansson, her co-star in Iron Man 2. I’ve always liked Gwyneth because she’s so graceful and somehow is never caught by the paparazzi doing tacky things. I also like that she married Chris Martin from Coldplay and that she gave her children crazy azz names (Apple and Moses!). Gwyneth exemplifies sunny California fun while managing not to take it over the top like so many Cali girls (the entire cast of The Hills, for example). Cool husband, crazyname kids, and real elegance make Ms. Paltrow totally HOT.

NOT!

This week’s NOT is Anna Wintour, American Vogue’s Editor-in-Chief. She was profiled on 60 Minutes last week and made all sorts of annoying statements. She admitted to making Oprah go on a stringent diet for a cover shoot and called the population of the midwest as fat as “small houses.” While part of me thinks she’s funny and I respect how truthful she is, as a FFK (Former Fat Kid), I must object to her lack of understanding for fat people. And who does she think she is telling Oprah to lose weight? I mean, IT’S OPRAH! No one tells her what to do. Anyway, I’m grossed out by her lack of compassion and out of control ego. NOT hot!

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