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by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker

Lindsay Lohan wants you to peep at her.  Almost naked.  In Vegas.  Well, maybe.  Maybe it will look something like this:   Heckler Spray

Fourth and final installment of the Volvo driving vampire that sparkles in the sun (from the Twilight saga, people) just got greenlit to be a film. Duh, like that wasn’t going to happen. ICYDK

Well, unless that whole lawsuit involving Twilight author Stephenie Meyer being sued for plagiarism messes it up. Gatecrasher

What do you think – over or under one month on the rumored Jennifer Aniston/Gerard Butler romance? Hopefully they’ll let our coined moniker, JenGer, get some mileage. Popsugar

Henson’s 11. Ocean’s 11 spoof starring Muppets! Why didn’t we find this until after 4/20?? Check it out: