Sabrina is a writer and a hell raiser.  She’s been kicked out of more places than she cares to admit.  However, all those places reinstate their invitation at a later date because it’s too boring without her.

Sabrina’s written all sorts of things.  Somethings her parents might be proud of, but most of them not.  Happily, she does not really care either way what they think.  She keeps a blog called Nymphomania or Narcolepsy 2.0.  Her major goals for 2009 are obtaining a retina scanner and working from a claw foot bathtub.  Oh, and she is awesome.

Top 5 Ways To Get Revenge

1. Post flyers around the area your subject lives accompanied by a photo.  Have them say something like, “As seen on ‘To Catch A Predator’ join Bert and friends at his Welcome Home Party!”
2. Get into their cellphone and go to language settings–change the language from English to Japanese.
3. Place their name, number and photo in an online ad looking for Casual Encounters.  Make sure you request something odd like an amputee and a fan belt.  Then forward the ad to everyone they know.
4. Steal their remote controls while they’re drunk.  Nothing says terrible hangover like having to get up and change the channel yourself.
5. Build a jungle in their room.  Spread a cup of alfalfa seeds in their carpet and then poor a half a glass of water on that.  If the weather’s cold turn on the heater and watch science happen.