We scan the headlines so you don’t have to.
by Ande Dagan, CelebSnacker

John Mayer forgot to Tweet about allegedly getting dumped by Jen Aniston because he’s on Twitter all day long – and not on her. Gawker

Cameron Diaz is shaping her craft beyond her grossed-out, guy’s girl, rom-com antics – oh wait, she’s not. Variety

Lindsay Lohan’s assistant busts her grill. Just Jared

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Oh no, Matt Lauer needs surgery after a bike faceplant. Maybe vodka gummy bears would help? ET Online

Will the world ever get to see a cartoon version of  furry, plus-size stoner Seth Rogen? E! Online