Name: Albert

AKA: Turtle

Age: 30

Hometown: L.A. Puente! (Bridge Town USA)

25 Q and A’s about Albert

1. Who is your favorite band/artist? Myself

2. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be? I would love to go to the UK. It would be fantastic to see some live shows out there and see some soccer (or football as they call it), also I could finally use the word Wanker!!!

3. Beach or snow? Snow purely for the hot chocolate, I assure you!

4. Drink of choice? Depending on the situation, I love Fountain Cherry Coke or Fountain Wild Cherry Pepsi, if neither are around, then a Mug Root beer or Squirt. If the Social event has Alcohol then I go with my standard Gin & Tonic, if I’m feeling whimsical then I go for a Harvey Wallbanger. If the environment calls for beer, the Harp is the preferred choice whether on draught or Bottle. Now if that is not there, then usually I’ll get a Hef with orange (only good establishment carry oranges for Hef), then rounding off the last 3 are Sammy, Becks and Budlight.

5. What are you wearing? Shorts and a Battle Star Galactica sweatshirt.

6. Dream job? Help independent artists

7. Best neighborhood in L.A.? Wherever I’m at!

8. Facebook, Myspace or Twitter? I’m a myspace man.

9. What are you looking forward to most in 2009? That would be the Flight of the Concords concert I will be attending this year as well as bird and the bee and some new CAKE albums.

10. Love: THE COVE, French Fries, Music, The Dodgers, San Diego Chargers

11. Hate: The heat, bills, Traffic!!!!

12. Never have I ever . . . Thought I’d be filling one of these things out. And I still can’t believe it’s not butter…spray! Why are you still reading this?

13. Pet peeve? I’m Not good with animals!

14. Guilty pleasure? Pop Punk, I just can’t get enough of it.

15. 5-year plan? To sell out and make so much Loot that I can afford new friends and crush all who stood in my way.

16. What was your first car? 1981 5 speed Honda Accord Hatch back candy apple red.

17. Have any hidden talents? My talents are so hidden that I don’t even know what they are. So when it happens we will both be surprised.

18. Favorite TV show? Battle Star Galactica, Futurama

19. Favorite trend? Drinking

20. Worst job ever? I will not name the food establishment under which my employment career first began, but I assure you that I know why clowns are scary!

21. If you could date any famous person, who would it be and why? In all honesty, I will date any famous person, whether they are on a milk carton or film star. Nothing is beneath me, so if you are a celebrity and are interested in me, call the station and ask for me by name, and so will begin our courtship of me spending all your money!

22. Any tattoos? I have 2 tattoos, on my left I have a turtle with a hate on backwards, on my right I have a Helmet on top of a M16 A-1 Service rifle with Dog tags hanging from the magazine well, with a bayonet stuck in the ground and underneath that has USMC

23. What were you for Halloween this year? Unemployed

24. Are you a morning or night person? I’m a Morning person but after midnight, I turn into a pumpkin.

25. Which came first: the chicken or the egg? I prefer the latter, I think 2 freaky Monsters got together, then went out to eat some Italian food, they drank cheap wine and low and behold we are now having this crazy discussion.